Cupcakes & Carnage

You know how sometimes you just feel and and ? Well, that was my day today. And then my weird hormonal parental unit made it so BAM, it was THIS:
Yup. One of those days where NOTHING MAKES SENSE. Not even drinking a bottle of water, or having naan for lunch made sense. Like, I just cleaned out my water bottle and was enjoying a nice drink of water and then I looked into it and saw... DIRT. DIRT. DIRT. Seriously, wtf guys. Bitches be trippin'.

And then I realized I hadn't blogged in awhile and that it wouldn't hurt to shorten my URL to something a little easier to remember-- so CREEEEPYPASTA was born. I was thinking about how much I love that phrase in the shower, so HERE I AM, pastain' a blog post. OH GODS, PASTAIN', I'm a genius mwahah.

Eat FEKS YOU MEAN FEELING OF UNPRODUCTIVITY AND SELF-DOUBT. EAT THAT, GAME OF THRONES SLAP STYLE.

Anyways, I'm going to move on and do something else now. I should really get back to applying for jobs because I have officially been a month without a job and THAT'S ILLOGICAL FOOL, I CAN'T HAVE THAT. I'm going to try playing No Scrubs by TLC as my job-finding background music all tomorrow. And then I get to dress up and go to a grad banquet woo woo!

In the great words of Charlie from Supernatural:



SMELL YA LATER, BITCHES. ♥♥♥♥

- Jen